FESTIVAL ESSENTIALS

By Eoghain McKane

 


Its come that time again people, where bags are being packed for the festival frolics. And the age old question arises. What Do I really need to bring with me? Well don’t worry what we’ve got for you is a list of things that you will need to bring along with you.

Baby wipes :
For that one morning where you wake up with someone beside you that you just don’t know.

Bog Roll:
Because you know what the portaloos are going to be like and toilet roll goes like hamburgers at a weight watchers meeting.

Sleeping Bag:
To get a tiny bit of comfort out of sleeping on a field

Cheap Phone:
Why bring iPhones and Blackberrys when you know your going to be drunk and your going to end up losing them.

Wellys:
A necessity because you don’t want to lose your shoes to what can only be described as a sinking ground of muck.

Tent:
Where else are you going to (pretend to) sleep?

Ticket:
A big mistake if ever forgotten. Big FML moment if you did.

Booze & More Booze:
That’s right and you know it is , whatever your poison may be. Booze is needed , because your not going to lose the plot without it.

Jonnys & More Jonnys:
You don’t want any juniors running around in a years time due to a mistake that you thought wouldn’t happen.

Toothpaste:
To avoid running around with hangover breath for four days in a row.

 

Water:
Never runs out of uses. Washes , drink , toothpaste , and for soaking someone in inappropriate places.

Sunglasses:

To try and look cool, but face it you’re in shorts in the rain and more than likely smell like the mud your walking in.

Shorts:
Again to look cool! Well you can always try..

Socks:
To avoid getting gangrene in your feet.

Yourself:
Have to be there
 

To hear the

Great Music
Get drunk
And have no plan whatsoever!